AF'N EXCLUSIVE: How the nWo reunited on Impact

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AF'N EXCLUSIVE: How the nWo reunited on Impact

PostPosted by Cruisermark88 » Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:04 am

From secret sources inside the business I bring you the exclusive story about how the band once again got back together. This is a dramatized (bullshit that I made up based on my assumptions) re-enactment of how it all happened.

*phone rings*

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Nash: Hey Bad Guy.
Hall: Sup Big Kev.
Nash: You here about our big show on the fourth?
Hall: Nope, too drunk.
Nash: Well we've convinced Dixie Carter...
Hall: The southern broad with the fake tan?
Nash: Yeah her. Anyway we've convinced her to bring in a whole bunch of big names for this show and wanted to know if you would be interested.
Hall: Even after the whole egg salad incident?
Nash: Everyone forgets what happens here after like 3 months...so you down or what?
Hall: Definitely. Who else is gonna be there?

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Nash: Lets see we have Orlando Jordan, Val Venis, Jeff Hardy, The Nasty Boys, Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff...
Hall: You me, Hulk and the Bisch are back together?!
Nash: You better believe it!
Hall: The band is back baby! If only we had...

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X Pac: X PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC

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Hall: X PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC
Nash: X PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC

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Hall: How did he even get on the call?
Nash: I don't know. After you work here long enough you just learn look past things that don't make the least bit of sense.

And thus history was made. This AF'N Exclusive was paid for by Cruisermark88.
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Re: AF'N EXCLUSIVE: How the nWo reunited on Impact

PostPosted by ILOVEMATTHARDY » Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:10 am

If I could thank more than once, I totally would. Content wise, presentation wise, and just overall humor wise, THIS is what makes you the funniest bastard around.
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Re: AF'N EXCLUSIVE: How the nWo reunited on Impact

PostPosted by Longshot » Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:21 am

Sweet Jesus in some sort of puff pastry! That was fantastic. X PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC
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Re: AF'N EXCLUSIVE: How the nWo reunited on Impact

PostPosted by Cruisermark88 » Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:54 am

Thanks everyone :D Due to the positive feedback I've been getting I'll try to make AF'N EXCLUSIVES a semi-regular occurrence around here.
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Re: AF'N EXCLUSIVE: How the nWo reunited on Impact

PostPosted by JohnnyAwesome » Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:18 am

Man am I the only one that thinks Dixie Carter is hot? Oh wait thats just X-pac, my bad.
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Re: AF'N EXCLUSIVE: How the nWo reunited on Impact

PostPosted by 2G CrayZ » Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:17 pm

WOW that was AWESOME. Great job!
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PostPosted by Jam » Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:19 pm

That was freakin hilarious.
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PostPosted by 2G CrayZ » Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:26 pm

I want more.
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