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AF XMAS

PostPosted by 2G CrayZ » Wed Dec 01, 2010 1:27 am

Well guys, it's December 1st here and I'm tired of revising for my exams, so I took time out to create my own take on a classic Christmas tale. Enjoy.

The night before the AF Christmas
By 2G CrayZ


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the thread

Not a creature was stirring, not even the dead;

The members were then hanging around in the chat,

Making jokes about TNA and a Fred Durst Hat;

The bots tried registering and spamming a lot,

But were soon banned and deleted by Mr Longshot,

Rich was at home, just smoking his joints,

While Bando was busy counting AFW points.

He tallied and totaled and passed it along,

To ILMH and Arjay just in case it was wrong.

They posted the results, Chui started to cry.

Regal hadn't wrestled, he didn't know why.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But LKR, full of Christmas cheer.

"Tekken?" he asked, I politely refused,

He sent me a link, looking quite amused.

"What's this?" I asked, "Why send it to me?"

"There's not much time left" he replied, "play AFP!"

I clicked and predicted, put my winners in bold,

When in burst IWND, panicked and cold;

"Shade! Bouny! Herco and Foxxc!

Jam, IHWF, Cruiser and MKD!

To the top of page! click that damn link!

Juan Cena is wrestling on Raw soon I think!"

As everybody rushes to see the show,

G-Sizzle points upwards, "What's this? OH NO!"

They all take a look, they all want to know,

Something happened to the AF logo!

The wings were missing, the splotch was gone,

"It's not ready yet, let me turn it on".

As I turned I saw Arjay, smiling at me,

He plugged it all in and lit up the tree.

"Oh crap" said Shade, "I almost forgot",

"This is for you" he said to Longshot;

Shot gave to Cruiser, MK gave to Fox,

Who's eyes just sparkled as he opened the box,

"MMA GLOVES!" he shouted, at the top of his voice.

"I need to review this, you don't have a choice".

I once again turned, and staring at me,

Was the guy who reviews stuff, known as Marvie;

"Pretty cool" he said, "Signed by Jon Fitch!"

"Well at least it's not Koscheck" then answered Rich;

For this message the author Rich0 has received gratitude : Foxxc, 2G CrayZ.

"Em, guys" said Bouny "we're missing RAW..."

"It's the recap" said ILMH, "we've seen it before".

As they all sat down together, beers in hand

They knew this show would be far from bland;

Regardless of Cole, or of the bad booking,

of the awkward promos or shitty repackaging;

They all knew over time that the product would change,

But they'll always have somebody with whom they can exchange.

Discussion and debates, with friends from afar,

We have a forum, it's name is ARMBAR.

Happy posting to all, may your post count go up,

Merry Christmas to all, Sincerely What's Up.
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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by bountyhunter » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:46 am

Very good. Hall of Fame post, no doubt.
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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by dcbandicoot » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:11 am

2G CrayZ wrote:He tallied and totaled and passed it along,

To ILMH and Arjay just in case it was wrong.

They posted the results, Chui started to cry.

Regal hadn't wrestled, he didn't know why.



My favorite part. (So fucking what if I'm biased?)

Really well done, Ben.
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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by IWillNotDie » Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:26 am

Epic.
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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by LegendKillerRAB » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:55 am

Brilliant. Absofuckinglutely brilliant.
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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by ILOVEMATTHARDY » Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:40 am

Well done. It beats the hell out of my poem I was going to post, "Frosty The ArmbarForums.com Snowman".
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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by 2G CrayZ » Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:28 pm

Thanks guys, didn't think it would get such a positive response. :)
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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by IWillNotDie » Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:51 pm

ILOVEMATTHARDY wrote:Well done. It beats the hell out of my poem I was going to post, "Frosty The ArmbarForums.com Snowman".


I still want to see this, ILMH.
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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by bountyhunter » Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:53 pm

2G CrayZ wrote:Thanks guys, didn't think it would get such a positive response. :)


Just don't forget the old "Thanks" button...

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ILOVEMATTHARDY wrote:Well done. It beats the hell out of my poem I was going to post, "Frosty The ArmbarForums.com Snowman".


I still want to see this, ILMH.


Me too. I'm going to pop some popcorn.
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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by Astroblack » Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:55 pm

Quality from Ben.
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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by IWillNotDie » Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:11 pm

This makes me want to write a full Armbar Christmas story. Damn you, Ben.
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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by 2G CrayZ » Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:05 pm

IWillNotDie wrote:This makes me want to write a full Armbar Christmas story. Damn you, Ben.


Go for it. Co-Op with ILMH? ;)
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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by ArJay » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:10 am

Great stuff Ben.
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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by bountyhunter » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:38 am

2G CrayZ wrote:
IWillNotDie wrote:This makes me want to write a full Armbar Christmas story. Damn you, Ben.


Go for it. Co-Op with ILMH? ;)


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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by rich0 » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:00 am

That was fucking brilliant. Welcome to my sig.
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Re: AF XMAS

PostPosted by Chui » Sat Dec 25, 2010 8:29 am

Awesome work, Ben. I'm honored that I got a mention. You're all right for a French guy.
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